... and it seems to only be isolated to Maryland and Delaware, from my experiences...
When on a multi-lane highway some asswipe decides to drive in the far left lane at the posted speed limit.
I could bitch about how some of the maniacs from north of the Mason-Dixon drive at least 20mph over the limit or the crazy lane-changers in late-model luxury imports with blacked-out windows, but my real gripe are these mooks that decide to make the passing lane their own personal path from point A to point B.
That lane is intended for passing... not for people that want to park their cruise control on 65, yanno... 'set it and forget it' like Ron Popeil and his shitty wannabe rotisserie machine. Nothing irks my nerves during my commute more than some schmuck that is preventing me from passing the dump truck spraying dirt and pebbles all over the place or the pickup truck crammed with a half-dozen 'messicans, and so much landscaping equipment that a small bump in the road would handily detach the muffler and quite possibly the rear bumper.
In short: "If you can't keep up, stay the fuck out of the left lane."
Done.
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HA! I'm not the only person who prefers the left lane!!!
Of course, my reasons are slightly different than yours (I can't stand to be in the far right due to the on/off ramps and idiot drivers who don't use their turn signals and expect people around them to be able to read their mind and know what they're about to do)
My driving drives Greg up the wall. He doesn't understand my logic of driving in the left lane.
But I am with ya on your reasoning!
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